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Workers special trams had been put on for the evening "rush-hour". On his way home from work my father caught a very crowded tram. It was so crowded he couldn't get a seat and had to stand on the stairs. With the movement of the tram his elbow accidentally knocked off the big brass directional key, and it fell down the neck of a lady's dress!
When father was retelling this tale to my she said "Oh, George, what did you do?"
Father looked at her and said, "Well, I can tell ye, I didn't go after it."
